You can't find me on Steam.

I am CJ Curry. This is the Experience. And you're just dancing on it.

EPISODE ONE FOUR TWO: ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?

I consider this my swansong semester at college. So I'm going to make it a fun one by making fun of as many people as I can. Including, but not limited to, people I've met recently. And on that note, I need to introduce you lot to the newest weird person in my life. The name is Bek, also known as Mr. Bek. I met Mr. Bek upon entry to the electric monster's world, whereupon I also took on two further concurrent titles: Prime Minister Curry and Strange Uncle Curry. This suits me just fine. Anyhow, Mr. Bek has brought moar crazy into my life. I am OK with this.

Hee! "Strange uncle".

I am hungry. I did eat breakfast, but somehow my metabolism is way too awesome to be ignored. Annoyance. Anonymous. Enormous. I wish to eat further and investigate properties of eating that contain the blasted heath and purple socks with plaid stripes in the morning of the last day of twilight's... ah dammit, I've been hit by a crazy ray again (like a death ray, only crazy). I therefore have only about a dozen words before I break down completely into crazy delusion. Three. Two. One.

meeeeeeeeeep. shwarrr.

Mr. Bek wears a red baseball helmet.

ferp, and doux too. For no reason.

In closing, let me summarise the fact that my sleep-deprived state has again provided me with an awesome insight into the world of insanity, the fact that pretty soon I will be leaving one environment and moving to another (which is no huge secret anyway, I just figured you'd like to know), the fact that I thought that we could have been sharing more than brothers, the fact that the Stabiliser-Orbit Theory is mighty powerful, the fact that I am totally screwed, the fact that my room, kitchen and desk are all absolutely messy, the fact that for once I am ahead on all my homework and study, and the fact that I may be getting another cold (FUCK) all at once by saying just one word: FUCK.

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Like what I've done with the place?

I am CJ Curry. This is the Experience. And you are about to collapse in a screaming heap.

EPISODE ONE FORTY ONE: THE SHIT HITS THE FAN... AGAIN!

July is rolling to a close and has decided to become a burden on me. That statement has absolutely no relevance to the plot of this blog and will be discontinued immediately upon cessation of this paragraph. Rest assured, all the cow orkers I have at this facility will be immediately fired.

I believe it's a Curryland tradition to introduce myself at the start of each season, just like it's tradition to sacrifice the virgin at certain rituals. That being said, if you don't like it, you simply have the option to switch off. Haters gonna hate and all that shit, but I hate haters and I say "hater haters gonna hate haters". I'm also going to be lazy (hater haters gonna hate haters) and steal all the data for this post from my Wikipedia page.

It began with a name...
...and that name was CJ.


CJ is currently under the influence of several thousand psychedelic drugs, including oxygen and pandolinium, to name a few. He believes he was born in the year 1990, but in reality, he was probably born closer to the year 1989. We don't^{[citation needed]} know for certain when he was born, but we know that: a) somebody was obviously playing a CORNY JOKE on the universe, and b) he was born, thus completing God's greatest mistake. 


CJ was born to be a blogger. From age 2, he was a reader of Melways and a CALCULATOR JOCKEY. This led him naturally into computer science and mathematics. From computers, it was a pretty easy^{[citation needed]} step to blogging. The randomness exhibited in some blogs is a product of his imagination, sleep deprivation, bad psychotropic habit, and cheese. The cheese was not authorised by Curryland authorities.


Eventually, CJ did indeed graduate high school (at unknown age), went to university (at unknown age, but we presume the two are unrelated), and naturally studied to become a COMPUTER JERK. He runs Windows 7 Pro SP1, Mac OS 10.5.8 and Xubuntu 12.04. He describes himself as "pansexual, that is, if computers were sexuality".


CJ's friends best describe him as a maths nerd^{[citation needed]}, a CHEESY JESTER, and a freak of nature. Of those, only two are strictly correct. CJ has poor general knowledge - just enough to help him win some trivia nights - ergo, he is better described as a maths geek. He is also described as someone who "plans things meticulously" and with "horrifyingly deliberate precision", but that he "can also go with the flow" and "is flexible". These four descriptions all come from CJ himself.


(Incidentally, it is worth noting that CJ is responsible for creating a whole new genre of music. Dissatisfied with the smoothness of smooth jazz, the acidity of acid jazz, the fuses in jazz fusion and the generality of generic jazz, he invented a whole new style that took jazz to a new level. It's not cool. It's not cold. It's colder than cool, it's CRYOGENIC JAZZ. The jazz has not been authorised by Curryland media.)


It has often been said that CJ lacks a birthday. The only hint he has given on this matter is that he "last celebrated it roughly four years ago". CJ clearly lacks CAKE JOY, but also states that "the cake is a lie". All that is known is his age, which is 22. A team of investigators is currently researching this claim: first, to see if it is correct; second, to see what base the number 22 is in.


Finally, it is^{[citation needed]} worth noting that CJ has quoted that "CJ stands for just about anything you want it to". He is CLEARLY JOSHING.


Whew. Sorted. Now I am about to embark on a journey of 65 days, though that could just as easily be cut down to as few as 39. Season Eight shall be a big one. Don't touch that QWERTY.

(Incidentally, I have finished Evangelion.)

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That boy needs therapy!

the end is nigh.

CXL

See extra large. I like this.

So, it's time for the season finale. Again. Thus endeth the seventh season of the CJ Curry Experience, and my god, it was a fucked-up season. Here's a quick summary.

1. Mid February. I explained who Biscuit was, showed you my personal history, and wondered what the hell Johnny cakes were. In real life I was mindfucking myself.
2. Mid February. I asked what love, happiness, comfort and π were, explained the Curryland tax on randomness, and welcomed a bunch of n00bs to the machine. Which I also did out there in the analogue void.
3. Early March. The drama was happening in my life as I wrote about DNA, a couple of people I'd met in the past week and a half, and mashed my keyboard.
4. Early March. There was nothing else to do except escape from the still-dramatic drama and procrastinate by dying my hair and talking to Clarabell the Cow. Babylon.
5. Mid March. Explained stuff in ten parts, though the seventh part was done twice and the final part was the ninth. I also invented the word "plarqet".
6. Mid March. I seemed obsessed with green, since that was the colour of my hair. I was also obsessed with the White Lion.
7. Late March. My life in ten stardates, but I also managed to squeeze in a little bit about being amazed. Also a hedgehog. I like hedgehog. (Someone asked if I was obsessed with suricata.)
8. Early April. Somehow I was inspired to write fiction. How dare I do that, when there's stupidity and randomness to be written! But I wrote about someone crazy in the coconut. That makes up for it.
9. Mid April. It was all music lyrics. I swear. A full list follows. Reality had sunk in and I was attempting to be classworthy and collegeworthy and friendshipworthy. With some success. Balance is win.
10. Mid April. 'Twas time to show off my new-found chav nature and obsession with LISP. Also my fangirlishness et al.
11. Late April. The experiment to shock a nation: what happens when CJ doesn't have any ideas or inspiration? He gets eaten by a velociraptor. Don't worry, I got better.
12. Early May. Possibly the most boring post I wrote all season, to reflect the fact that nothing of interest was happening in my life at the time. Early May is always a hum-de-hum.
13. Early May. A tour of Curryland for the uninitiated (and believe me, there are always uninitiated people every year). Stuck to the hum-de-hum.
14. Mid May. I wrote another newspost. I love doing those because I get to be punny! I also get to poke fun at as many politicians as I can.
15. Late May. Sleep-deprived, I struggled with topology and Melbourne WTF weather. Also killed my GPU. Also got saddled with more drama and work than I could handle, as the unthinkable semi-thinkable happened. Again. But I handled it.
16. Early June. Lost the Game, won the musics. Seems as though one in every ten posts is musical. I really did make that mix. I loved it.
17. Early June. Figured I'd best get a wriggle on as exams started happening. So my post frequency started increasing a little. And I played out the first few moves of a chess game.
18. Mid June. My list of games, purely for your interest. Mind, at the time I was halfway through exam study, so probably not a good idea...
19. Mid June. A few surveys, in order to give you lot a deeper understanding about the inner workings of my mind.
20. Late June. Possibly the latest in June I've ever posted. Talked about the season, wrapped it up nicely with a little bow, and gave it specially to YOU. (No, not you. YOU.)

So. That list I promised.

• Niton (The Reason) - Eric Prydz
• Holding The Moth - Underworld
• Right Time - Kaskade
• And I'm Telling You - Gramophonedzie
• All These Things - Darren Hanlon
• Time To Pretend - MGMT
• Keep It Goin' (Louder) - Major Lazer
• Slide - Tommy Trash
• It's Our Future - Awex
• Home - Chakra
• Galore - Style Of Eye
• Say You Will - Kajmere ft. Dajee
• Papillon - Editors
• Because - Hi Fi Serious
• Tout Est Bleu - Jean-Michel Jarre
• I Still Love You - Switch
• Could This Be Real - Sub Focus
• Sad Song - Au Revoir Simone
• Inside - Bang Gang
• Heartbeat - Annie (a mondegreen)
• With Every Heartbeat - Robyn
• With Or Without You - U2
• Foreign Language - Flight Facilities ft. Jess
• Love For Granted - Phoenix
• No Stopping Us - Kic Pimpz
• Forever - Dee Dee
• Precious Heart - Tall Paul
• Magic Love - Bent
• Swimming Pool - Catcall
• Wonders Never Cease - Morcheeba
• Mass Destruction - Faithless
• Remember (To The Millennium) - The Morrighan
• Bangarang - Skrillex

I'm now going to scoot away for a while, unfuck myself, and prepare for season 8. Coming at you in late July, maybe early August if I don't pull my finger out of my arsehole and get going straightaway. Also keep 'em peeled for the FYP editions, coming in seasons 9 and 10!

See you in July!

*ahem* For those who have been patient enough to scroll down, here is a season eight preview:

• I shall study discrete algebraic structures, network and web security, operating systems and applied statistics. Gods help me. (post ~1)
• It's about time for me to pass the baton. I've been running this race for quite a while now, so someone else is going to take over. (post ~7)
• I shall run, I shall smack (with a racquet), I shall hit (with a pool cue) and I shall do more of the fun-filled leisure activities I've been doing for ages. (posts ~7 and ~16)
• Finally, I will get through all of Neon Genesis Evangelion. (post... actually, that could be anywhere)
• One episode will be dedicated solely to my mission log. My mission: Extra Life. To be carried out in mid-October. I aim for 16/24, wish me luck and sponsoringness! (post ~14)
• My seventh ball. I've not said much about the other six - a special post, perhaps. (post ~15)
• I say a final farewell to, and have my final hoo-rah at, the place that has housed me so well for four years. (post 17-20 - a four-part special, perhaps?)

No, I will NOT do your damn surveys!

doing alright.

CXXXIX

I stole this from my sister's blog.

• Name: CJ
• Height: 6’3”
• Relationship status: Single, and currently unavailable
• Birthday: ...OK, fine, as long as you don't don't tell the ghosts. It's May the 33rd.
• Favorite colours: the perfect black
• Favorite bands: the Aston Shuffle, Bag Raiders, Cut Copy, Daft Punk, Emiliana Torrini, Faithless, Groove Armada, Hard-Fi, Infected Mushroom, Jean-Michel Jarre, the Knife, Lusine, Midnight Juggernauts, New Order, Orbital, the Presets, Q45, Ratatat, Simian Mobile Disco, Tiësto, Underworld, Vangelis, the Whitlams, X-Press 2, Yppah, Zero 7. See what I did there?
• Last song listened: Ha-Ha - Serengeti
• Favorite movie: The Matrix
• Last movie watched: Spaceballs
• Favorite book: House Of Leaves - Mark Z. Danielewski
• Last book read: The Calculus Diaries - Jennifer Ouellette
• Nr. of siblings: One. Sister. She is: younger than me, annoying, studying vet science, a pain in the neck, reading this and preparing to snap my spine in half.
• Nr. of pets: Personally: none here, cat back in home town. Family owns two further cats, a pooch and fish.
• Best school subject: Mathematics
• Mac or PC? Both, plus Linux. If computers were sexuality, I'd be pansexual.
• Cell phone type: HTC
• Current shirt color: Black
• Gamer? Ja, darling. Halfway between casual and hardcore. I play Starcraft, but also Mario. If gamer types were sexuality, I'd be pansexual.
• Day or night? Night (the lonely loner seems to free his mind...)
• Summer or winter? Summer, baby!
• Most-visited website? Leave social networking sites alone, and it's Everything2.
• Celebrity crush: Ellyse Perry, and Emiliana Torrini.
• Biggest turn on: Apparently, my biggest turn-ons now are everything I used to be turned off by in high school. Meaning I go for the intelligent, crazy (but not insane), strong (not necessarily physically), independent and outgoing. (Though, physically, it's hair that does it for me.)

Procrastimanation!

This one, I stole from my own Facebook and updated. One-word answers ahoy!

• Where is your cell phone? Elsewhere.
• Your significant other? Non-existent.
• Your hair? Messy.
• Your mother? Mum.
• Your father? Dad.
• Your favorite thing? Indescribable.
• Your dream last night? None.
• Your favorite drink? Several.
• Your dream/goal? Ph.D
• What room you are in? Bed.
• Your hobby? Plenty.
• Your fear? Loss.
• Where do you want to be in 6 years? Alive.
• Where were you last night? Home.
• Muffins? Yes.
• Wish list item? Plenty.
• Where you grew up? Hole.
• Last thing you did? Naughty.
• What are you wearing? Jeans.
• Your TV? On.
• Your pets? Humans.
• Friends? Heaps.
• Your life? Owning.
• Your mood? Mellow.
• Missing some one? Obviously.
• Car? Parents'.
• Something you're not wearing? Hee...
• Your favorite store? JB.
• Your favorite color? Bläk.
• When is the last time you laughed? Now.
• Last time you cried? Rarely.
• One place that I go to over and over? JB.
• My favorite place to eat? Nando's.
• Why you participated in this survey? OCD.
• What are you doing tonight? Wondering...

plaugh. And I think there's room for one more. Let's go a little deeper.

• How can I win your heart? If you haven't bought a raffle ticket, then you can win it by (mentally) shaking me and doing it right. It's very difficult to do it right. Good luck to you.
• What did you realise today? I've realised that my exam tomorrow is not as hard as it seems, but also that it is not as easy as it seems.
• Ever feel like you're not good enough? Hell to the YES. You know how and why, if you know me well enough.
• Do you want to be in a relationship with someone? Tough question. Some of me does, some of me doesn't. I don't have anyone in mind, so it's time to buy those raffle tickets.
• Do you want someone you can't have? Doesn't everybody? Personally, I want Emiliana Torrini.
• When was the last time you cried? From memory, when I went through my last breakup.
• What is the last movie you watched? Start to end: The Matrix.
• When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face? Over a week ago.
• When was the last time you totally broke down? Last month some time. It was a Friday.
• If you could have one thing right now what would it be? A Logie.
• Last person to worry about you? No idea. If you're worried, give me a buzz.
• Has a friendship ended recently that you wish had not? Several. Actually, some of them aren't huge losses anyway, so I guess that's OK.
• Have you ever told someone you hope they get AIDS? Hearing aids yes, but they couldn't hear, so it was justified.
• Is your hair up or down right now? Messy. Always.
• Anyone crushing on you? You tell me. Personally, I'd like to think that there are zero. (To all those people who are crushing on me - if you are - sorry. Well, no, I'm not sorry, because nobody else is crushing on me, are they?)
• Has someone ever made you a promise and broken it? Perhaps. Not that I know of.
• Who would you turn gay for? Alan Turing.
• Where is the person who has your heart? I have it. People still haven't won the raffle.
• Would you ever pick up gum from the ground and eat it? Why would you? It's a waste of gum.
• Is your best friend a slut? Hm. All of my best friends are fuckups, but they're not sluts.
• You're going on a roadtrip, what MUST you bring with you? Emiliana Torrini.
• When was the last time you talked to the person you love? Not for a very long time.
• What will you be doing in the next 2 hours? Quite possibly my INE study.
• This time last year were you single? I was not. I was very busy studying for my exams.
• Who was the first person you talked to today? I haven't seen a single person today, actually. Or a taken one.
• When’s the last time you chose a bath over a shower? The last time I had access to a bath.
• Do you ever make the first move? Oh, fuck no. I know heaps of people who can vouch for that.
• Is there a topic that gets you really heated when it's brought up? Occasionally, but there are a few topics that will shake me pretty bad.
• Would you ever agree to an open relationship with someone? Nope. I'm happily monogamous.
• Have you seen the last person you kissed with their shirt off? I gotta admit, I've never seen Emiliana Torrini with her shirt off.
• Do you regret anything? Yes. I regret not studying Further Maths instead of IP&M, and I regret the fact that I regretted it.
• What are you excited about? 2013
• Do you have an addiction? I'm a system addict. Yeah.
• Favorite swear word: FUCKCOMMAMUNCHER! (with thanks to the Teddisms Generator@Everything2.com)
• How many pillows do you sleep with? Just the one, though I did have three at one point.
• Is there anything about yourself you are trying to or want to improve? I'm perfect, but thanks for asking.
• Are you confused about anything right now? Yeah. Why the hell is Emiliana Torrini not going out with me?
• Do you miss anything or anyone? My family, my pets. That Friday night, that Thursday night, that Saturday morning...
• What makes you laugh no matter what? Surprisingly, very little.
• Are you one of those people who hate crying in front of others? Oh, fuck yes. But sometimes it's unavoidable.
• What's the last song you heard? Die Slow (Tobacco rmx) by Health. It's... just... so... evocative.
• Whose car were you in last? I have no idea or memory of that one.
• Do you believe you can change someone? I can't change anyone. I have no influence over people, I'm not a person that people look up to. So, no, I can't change people. But that's not my problem.

You just lost it?

once more, with feeling.

CXXXVIII

GIGAMESH!

Slightly longer post than usual. My quota of absurdity has not yet been fulfilled this season, and Curryland Media is getting on my back about it so I'm going to crush their idealism and say "that's what they said to Jonas Salk" to them. Suffice it to say that they won't really care.

For now, I provide my list of video games, for your pleasure and/or pain. s = sold or lost, x = unplayed, c = clocked, % = hundred-percented, d = great game drunk, h = whore of a game (i.e. extremely difficult).

• PC
• Steam
• Amnesia: The Dark Descent (x) (I'm not looking forward to some of the scenes here, but it's a necessary evil)
• Grand Theft Auto (x)
• Grand Theft Auto 2 (x)
• Grand Theft Auto III (%)
• Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
• Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (CJ loves stealing cars, apparently)
• Lone Survivor (x)
• Minecraft
• Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP (x)
• Deus Ex GOtY
• Deus Ex: Invisible War (x)
• Ultimate Doom (x)
• Doom II (x)
• Doom 3 (x)
• Final Doom (x)
• Heretic: Shadow Of The Serpent Riders (x)
• HeXen (x)
• HeXen II (x) (all from the Id Games pack. My friends are ready and waiting to laugh their heads off when I start playing Doom)
• Killing Floor
• Quake
• Quake II (x)
• Quake III Arena (c)
• Wolfenstein 3D (x)
• Return To Castle Wolfenstein (x)
• Shoot Many Robots (x)
• Team Fortress 2 (h)
• Braid (x)
• Commander Keen (what a keen bugger.)
• LIMBO (x)
• Psychonauts (x)
• Super Meat Boy (h) (brilliant despite its whorishness)
• Mirror's Edge
• Portal (c)
• Portal 2 (%)
• Osmos
• Plants vs. Zombies GOtY (preparing for the inevitable zombie apocalypse, of course)
• Bastion
• Super Monday Night Combat
• Non-Steam
• 0 A.D. (x)
• Age Of Mythology
• Assassin's Creed
• Assassin's Creed II (x)
• Black & White (god, this is a cool game)
• Borderlands (c)
• Cricket Coach 2011
• DOSBox (not a game, but a portal to a bunch of games)
• Dragon Age Origins
• Grand Theft Auto IV
• Halo
• Cricket Captain 2005
• Cricket Captain 2006
• Cricket Captain 2010
• I Have No Tomatoes (d) (potato man!)
• JNes (also not a game)
• NO$GBA (also also not a game)
• Poacher
• Puzzle & Logic Games (for when I'm not in a gaming mood obvs.)
• Really Rather Good Battles In Space
• Ricky Ponting Cricket 2005
• Ricky Ponting Cricket 2007 (h)
• Rise Of Nations
• The Sims 2 (h)
• Sins Of A Solar Empire (every time I win a battle in RTS games, I say "you are under Siege".)
• SNES9X (also also also not a game)
• Spelunky (h)
• Starcraft
• Starcraft II (c)
• Unreal Tournament GOtY
• Unreal Tournament 2004
• VisualBoyAdvance (also also also also not a game)
• Warcraft III
• Worms 4: Mayhem
• Wii
• WiiWare
• Mario Party 2
• Paper Mario
• WarioWare DIY Showcase (c) (I'm such a showoff)
• Non-WiiWare
• Animal Crossing: Let's Go To The City (x) (an end-of-exams present)
• Boom Street
• Cricket
• Mario Kart Wii (%)
• Mario Party 8
• Mario Party 9
• Mario Power Tennis (feel the power. feel it.)
• Mario & Sonic At The Olympic Games
• Mario & Sonic At The Winter Olympic Games (x)  (also an end-of-exams present)
• Monopoly
• Nerf N-Strike
• New Super Mario Bros. Wii (%)
• Pikmin (mee-meep.)
• Pikmin 2 (x)  (also also an end-of-exams present)
• Pokémon Battle Revolution (c)
• Super Mario Galaxy (c)
• Super Paper Mario (c)
• Super Smash Bros. Brawl (c)
• Tetris Party Deluxe
• Truth Or Lies (d)
• WarioWare: Smooth Moves (%) (it's so smooth! I can't take it!)
• Wii Play
• Wii Play: Motion
• Wii Sports (d)
• Wii Sports Resort (d)
• World Sports Party
• Worms: A Space Oddity (x)
• GCN (seriously, where the hell did the N come from?)
• Pokémon Colosseum
• 3DS
• 3DSWare
• Super Mario Bros.
• The Legend Of Zelda (x)
• Wrecking Crew
• Metroid (x)
• Balloon Fight
• Ice Climbers
• Mario & Yoshi
• Zelda II: The Adventure Of Link (x)
• 3D ExciteBike
• Donkey Kong Jr. (c)\
• NES Open Tournament Golf
• Zelda: Four Swords Anniversary Edition
• F-Zero Maximum Velocity (x)
• Mario Kart Super Circuit
• Wario Land 4 (x)
• Super Mario Advance 3: Yoshi's Island
• Metroid Fusion (x)
• WarioWare, Inc. (c)
• Kirby And The Amazing Mirror (%)
• Mario Vs. Donkey Kong
• Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones (x)
• Zelda: The Minish Cap (x) (believe it or not, everything in this category was given to me, free.)
• Non 3DSWare
• Nintendogs & Cats
• Zelda: Ocarina Of Time 3D
• Tetris 3D
• Super Mario 3D Land (%)
• Mario Tennis Open
• Mario Kart 7 (c) (ALL the 3D!)
• NDS
• Pokémon Diamond (c)
• Pokémon Pearl (c)
• Pokémon Platinum (c)
• Pokémon HeartGold (c)
• Pokémon SoulSilver (c)
• Pokémon Black (c)
• Pokémon White (c) (...yeah, I'm a sucker for these games)
• WarioWare: DIY (c)
• Professor Layton And The Curious Village (c)
• Professor Layton And Pandora's Box (c)
• Professor Layton And The Lost Future (c)
• Professor Layton And The Last Spectre (...yeah, I'm a sucker for these games as well)
• Mario & Luigi: Partners In Time (c)
• Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story (c) (...yeah, I'm a sucker for these games as well as well)
• Mario Kart DS (%)
• New Super Mario Bros (%)
• Mario Party DS (c)
• Monopoly/Boggle/Yahtzee/Battleship
• Animal Crossing: Wild World
• Nintendogs
• Puzzler (c)
• Brain Training
• GBA
• Harry Potter Quidditch World Cup
• Super Mario Advance (%)
• Mario Tennis Power Tour (c)
• Kirby And The Amazing Mirror (%) (a different copy to the one above)
• Kirby's Nightmare In Dream Land (%)
• The Simpsons Road Rage (%)
• Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga (c)
• Crash Bandicoot Fusion (c)
• Spyro Fusion (c)
• Pokémon Pinball RS (c)
• Pokémon Emerald (c)
• Pokémon Sapphire (c)
• Pokémon Ruby (c)
• Pokémon LeafGreen (c)
• Pokémon FireRed (c) (...sucker. repeat.)
• Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (c)
• Star Wars Jedi Power Battles (s)
• Worms World Party (sh)
• GBC
• Pokémon Crystal (c)
• Merlin (%)
• Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (%)
• Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (%)
• EA Games Baseball (s)
• Super Mario Bros. DX (c)
• GB
• Pokémon Red (c)
• Pokémon Blue (c)
• Pokémon Yellow (c)
• Pokémon Gold (c)
• Pokémon Silver (cs) (sucker. again. repeat.)
• Game & Watch Gallery (c)
• Game Boy Gallery
• Space Invaders (c)
• Yoshi's Cookie (%)
• Mario's Picross (%)
• Golf
• Tennis
• Baseball
• Donkey Kong Land (c)
• Major League Baseball (h)
• Alleyway
• Kirby's Dream Land (c)
• Kirby's Dream Land 2 (%)
• Super Mario Land (%)

And that, my friends, is game over. For now. Tune in again soon!