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the 90th experience has begun...

CJ CURRY S05 E10: ...SCARBOROUGH, LADY PENRHYN AND HMS SIRIUS!

So here we are again, in the pits of hell, where the CJ Curry Experience is created. Notice the penguins in the background. They're hand-carved and specially trained. I'm trying hard to think of new content to bring you, but those penguins need feeding. Back soon.

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it's pronounced "as-key" dammit

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And now, we have a little song entitled "Curry-Boy Is Going To Town".

(sings)

Done. Did you like it? I'm sure you didn't, but if you did, send all compliments to CJ Curry, in Tall Building, Currytown. We only accept compliments that are at least 4.5" long and can be converted to liquid form by aiming a remote control at them and entering the Konami Code. (I'm serious. We rejected a compliment a few weeks ago that was optimised for gravity wells instead. The nerve!)

Before all that, though, I need to ask you the ultimate theological question - one that has been known to divide continents, among other things - and that question is: Do you believe in sunglasses, or would you rather put your faith in a pair of nice, comfy slippers? Whatever your answer, you're all welcome in the House Of CJ. Please leave your mandatory gold coin donation at the front door.

You're short.

join the experience again soon...