May 23, 2013

Exploring the junkyard to infinity?

THE CJ CURRY EXPERIENCE #177
"Well, I've had worse ghosts and wolves attacking me."

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

And by food I mean I say I eat a piece of cheese and macaroni and cheese and cookies alongside the last of the rainbow jelleh and noodles that contain chocolate eggs with Hollandaise sauce on the inside and Tabasco sauce on the top. TABASCO.

But in all honesty my midnight snack is a great big heaping bowl of pasta so WHY AM I STILL A FUCKING SKINNYSAURUS REX.

ka-klick

Aw fuck. That would be the feds with their nerf guns. Looks like I'm going downtown.

*walk walk walk*

'Ello, 'ello, wot's all this then?
Shut up CJ. You're a menace to society with that blog of yours.
Welp. You lot don't beat around the bush.
Shut up CJ. We are beginning to like your blogging behaviour a lot less.
You wouldn't be the first.
Shut up CJ. We realise that you can't stop the signal, so you're going to have to tone yourself down a fraction.
I don't like that.
Shut up CJ. Get out of here and seriously... consider this your first and final warning.
Fine. Goodbye.
Shut up CJ.

*walk walk walk*

So issues have come up from the feds. Toning stuff down a fraction... now.

Too bad they didn't say what fraction!

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THROW ME OFF A THREE-FOOT SKYBRIDGE

LAPSES IN CONCENTRATIONNNNNNNNNNN owl

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I am brighter than gold, she's a rattlesnake.

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LANCH.

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And now for today's second made-up word: chliret. Yay!

seriously, winter. fuck off.

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