Last time on the CJ Curry Experience, we snuck a laptop playing Rick Astley underneath someone's door, wrote "THE GAME" in a search bar, and brought up an image of Trollface on that sam person's desktop for teh epic lulz.
And coming up today: we debate the ethics of all-night Lord Of The Rings marathons followed by CPR refresher classes, lengthen our pants legs by an inch each, and pay $675 for a 10kg (22lb) block of snacky goodness.
THE CJ CURRY EXPERIENCE 75: THREE-QUARTERS OF THE WAY TO 100!*
*Alternative title: TWO-QUARTERS-TWO-DIMES-AND-A-NICKEL OF THE WAY TO 100!
I should be sleeping. But I'm not. So here is my sleep-deprived, donut-filled Experience.
push the feeling on
Your hamster was a mother, and your elderberries smelt of your father!
WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK
I has a battery charger.
WHAT IS THIS. I DON'T EVEN.
tick. tock. tick. tock.
the house is creaking
i want a pet ghost
*that sound that is made when you flick the corners of a stack of paper as if you're watching an animated drawing thing*
Aeroplanes, cheese and video games for all!
MY MOMMA TELLS ME I SHOULD STOP, GO AND GET A REAL JOB
Proton neutron electron meson boson quark COMBO BREAKER
I hear food.
You should only do what is impossible to begin with.
met car ds
I trance you.
Next time on the CJ Curry Experience: we join forces with a speaker and microphone to take over 21 of the 50 US states, dye our hair pink with purple polka-dots, and come up with a hundred uses for beer coolers.