We must rebuild!

(rated M for Mature content: contains a troll, which should not be fed)

Last time on the CJ Curry Experience, we snuck a laptop playing Rick Astley underneath someone's door, wrote "THE GAME" in a search bar, and brought up an image of Trollface on that sam person's desktop for teh epic lulz.

And coming up today: we debate the ethics of all-night Lord Of The Rings marathons followed by CPR refresher classes, lengthen our pants legs by an inch each, and pay $675 for a 10kg (22lb) block of snacky goodness.

THE CJ CURRY EXPERIENCE 75: THREE-QUARTERS OF THE WAY TO 100!*

*Alternative title: TWO-QUARTERS-TWO-DIMES-AND-A-NICKEL OF THE WAY TO 100!

I should be sleeping. But I'm not. So here is my sleep-deprived, donut-filled Experience.

push the feeling on

Your hamster was a mother, and your elderberries smelt of your father!

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK

*poot*

I has a battery charger.

(silenzio)

WHAT IS THIS. I DON'T EVEN.

tick. tock. tick. tock.

the house is creaking

Red dawn.

i want a pet ghost

*that sound that is made when you flick the corners of a stack of paper as if you're watching an animated drawing thing*

Aeroplanes, cheese and video games for all!

MY MOMMA TELLS ME I SHOULD STOP, GO AND GET A REAL JOB

noooooooooooooooooooooooo

Proton neutron electron meson boson quark COMBO BREAKER

I hear food.

DIVEBOMB.

You should only do what is impossible to begin with.

met car ds

I trance you.

Next time on the CJ Curry Experience: we join forces with a speaker and microphone to take over 21 of the 50 US states, dye our hair pink with purple polka-dots, and come up with a hundred uses for beer coolers.