June 13, 2012

You just lost it?

once more, with feeling.

CXXXVIII

GIGAMESH!

Slightly longer post than usual. My quota of absurdity has not yet been fulfilled this season, and Curryland Media is getting on my back about it so I'm going to crush their idealism and say "that's what they said to Jonas Salk" to them. Suffice it to say that they won't really care.

For now, I provide my list of video games, for your pleasure and/or pain. s = sold or lost, x = unplayed, c = clocked, % = hundred-percented, d = great game drunk, h = whore of a game (i.e. extremely difficult).
  • PC
    • Steam
      • Amnesia: The Dark Descent (x) (I'm not looking forward to some of the scenes here, but it's a necessary evil)
      • Grand Theft Auto (x)
      • Grand Theft Auto 2 (x)
      • Grand Theft Auto III (%)
      • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
      • Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (CJ loves stealing cars, apparently)
      • Lone Survivor (x)
      • Minecraft
      • Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP (x)
      • Deus Ex GOtY
      • Deus Ex: Invisible War (x)
      • Ultimate Doom (x)
      • Doom II (x)
      • Doom 3 (x)
      • Final Doom (x)
      • Heretic: Shadow Of The Serpent Riders (x)
      • HeXen (x)
      • HeXen II (x) (all from the Id Games pack. My friends are ready and waiting to laugh their heads off when I start playing Doom)
      • Killing Floor
      • Quake
      • Quake II (x)
      • Quake III Arena (c)
      • Wolfenstein 3D (x)
      • Return To Castle Wolfenstein (x)
      • Shoot Many Robots (x)
      • Team Fortress 2 (h)
      • Braid (x)
      • Commander Keen (what a keen bugger.)
      • LIMBO (x)
      • Psychonauts (x)
      • Super Meat Boy (h) (brilliant despite its whorishness)
      • Mirror's Edge
      • Portal (c)
      • Portal 2 (%)
      • Osmos
      • Plants vs. Zombies GOtY (preparing for the inevitable zombie apocalypse, of course)
      • Bastion
      • Super Monday Night Combat
    • Non-Steam
      • 0 A.D. (x)
      • Age Of Mythology
      • Assassin's Creed
      • Assassin's Creed II (x)
      • Black & White (god, this is a cool game)
      • Borderlands (c)
      • Cricket Coach 2011
      • DOSBox (not a game, but a portal to a bunch of games)
      • Dragon Age Origins
      • Grand Theft Auto IV
      • Halo
      • Cricket Captain 2005
      • Cricket Captain 2006
      • Cricket Captain 2010
      • I Have No Tomatoes (d) (potato man!)
      • JNes (also not a game)
      • NO$GBA (also also not a game)
      • Poacher
      • Puzzle & Logic Games (for when I'm not in a gaming mood obvs.)
      • Really Rather Good Battles In Space
      • Ricky Ponting Cricket 2005
      • Ricky Ponting Cricket 2007 (h)
      • Rise Of Nations
      • The Sims 2 (h)
      • Sins Of A Solar Empire (every time I win a battle in RTS games, I say "you are under Siege".)
      • SNES9X (also also also not a game)
      • Spelunky (h)
      • Starcraft
      • Starcraft II (c)
      • Unreal Tournament GOtY
      • Unreal Tournament 2004
      • VisualBoyAdvance (also also also also not a game)
      • Warcraft III
      • Worms 4: Mayhem
  • Wii
    • WiiWare
      • Mario Party 2
      • Paper Mario
      • WarioWare DIY Showcase (c) (I'm such a showoff)
    • Non-WiiWare
      • Animal Crossing: Let's Go To The City (x) (an end-of-exams present)
      • Boom Street
      • Cricket
      • Mario Kart Wii (%)
      • Mario Party 8
      • Mario Party 9
      • Mario Power Tennis (feel the power. feel it.)
      • Mario & Sonic At The Olympic Games
      • Mario & Sonic At The Winter Olympic Games (x)  (also an end-of-exams present)
      • Monopoly
      • Nerf N-Strike
      • New Super Mario Bros. Wii (%)
      • Pikmin (mee-meep.)
      • Pikmin 2 (x)  (also also an end-of-exams present)
      • Pokémon Battle Revolution (c)
      • Super Mario Galaxy (c)
      • Super Paper Mario (c)
      • Super Smash Bros. Brawl (c)
      • Tetris Party Deluxe
      • Truth Or Lies (d)
      • WarioWare: Smooth Moves (%) (it's so smooth! I can't take it!)
      • Wii Play
      • Wii Play: Motion
      • Wii Sports (d)
      • Wii Sports Resort (d)
      • World Sports Party
      • Worms: A Space Oddity (x)
  • GCN (seriously, where the hell did the N come from?)
    • Pokémon Colosseum
  • 3DS
    • 3DSWare
      • Super Mario Bros.
      • The Legend Of Zelda (x)
      • Wrecking Crew
      • Metroid (x)
      • Balloon Fight
      • Ice Climbers
      • Mario & Yoshi
      • Zelda II: The Adventure Of Link (x)
      • 3D ExciteBike
      • Donkey Kong Jr. (c)\
      • NES Open Tournament Golf
      • Zelda: Four Swords Anniversary Edition
      • F-Zero Maximum Velocity (x)
      • Mario Kart Super Circuit
      • Wario Land 4 (x)
      • Super Mario Advance 3: Yoshi's Island
      • Metroid Fusion (x)
      • WarioWare, Inc. (c)
      • Kirby And The Amazing Mirror (%)
      • Mario Vs. Donkey Kong
      • Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones (x)
      • Zelda: The Minish Cap (x) (believe it or not, everything in this category was given to me, free.)
    • Non 3DSWare
      • Nintendogs & Cats
      • Zelda: Ocarina Of Time 3D
      • Tetris 3D
      • Super Mario 3D Land (%)
      • Mario Tennis Open
      • Mario Kart 7 (c) (ALL the 3D!)
  • NDS
    • Pokémon Diamond (c)
    • Pokémon Pearl (c)
    • Pokémon Platinum (c)
    • Pokémon HeartGold (c)
    • Pokémon SoulSilver (c)
    • Pokémon Black (c)
    • Pokémon White (c) (...yeah, I'm a sucker for these games)
    • WarioWare: DIY (c)
    • Professor Layton And The Curious Village (c)
    • Professor Layton And Pandora's Box (c)
    • Professor Layton And The Lost Future (c)
    • Professor Layton And The Last Spectre (...yeah, I'm a sucker for these games as well)
    • Mario & Luigi: Partners In Time (c)
    • Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story (c) (...yeah, I'm a sucker for these games as well as well)
    • Mario Kart DS (%)
    • New Super Mario Bros (%)
    • Mario Party DS (c)
    • Monopoly/Boggle/Yahtzee/Battleship
    • Animal Crossing: Wild World
    • Nintendogs
    • Puzzler (c)
    • Brain Training
  • GBA
    • Harry Potter Quidditch World Cup
    • Super Mario Advance (%)
    • Mario Tennis Power Tour (c)
    • Kirby And The Amazing Mirror (%) (a different copy to the one above)
    • Kirby's Nightmare In Dream Land (%)
    • The Simpsons Road Rage (%)
    • Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga (c)
    • Crash Bandicoot Fusion (c)
    • Spyro Fusion (c)
    • Pokémon Pinball RS (c)
    • Pokémon Emerald (c)
    • Pokémon Sapphire (c)
    • Pokémon Ruby (c)
    • Pokémon LeafGreen (c)
    • Pokémon FireRed (c) (...sucker. repeat.)
    • Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (c)
    • Star Wars Jedi Power Battles (s)
    • Worms World Party (sh)
  • GBC
    • Pokémon Crystal (c)
    • Merlin (%)
    • Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (%)
    • Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (%)
    • EA Games Baseball (s)
    • Super Mario Bros. DX (c)
  • GB
    • Pokémon Red (c)
    • Pokémon Blue (c)
    • Pokémon Yellow (c)
    • Pokémon Gold (c)
    • Pokémon Silver (cs) (sucker. again. repeat.)
    • Game & Watch Gallery (c)
    • Game Boy Gallery
    • Space Invaders (c)
    • Yoshi's Cookie (%)
    • Mario's Picross (%)
    • Golf
    • Tennis
    • Baseball
    • Donkey Kong Land (c)
    • Major League Baseball (h)
    • Alleyway
    • Kirby's Dream Land (c)
    • Kirby's Dream Land 2 (%)
    • Super Mario Land (%)
And that, my friends, is game over. For now. Tune in again soon!

5 comments:

apanickahh said...

Ooooo Pretty(suddenly decides to visit you and never leave). I'd say more but i'm not really awake, next time on I ramble like a crazy person where did all my socks go and why is it still winter.

apanickahh said...

Also packing is evil yet do it consistently(like once a week, I leave my house way to often) and still I am so very bad at it.
I get the feeling you gamed a lot more back in the day but that could be me imagining things.

CJ Curry said...

That I did. I've noticed a very big trend of (c) and (%) marks next to my older games. Having said that, since writing this post I can now put (%) marks against Super Mario Galaxy and Professor Layton And The Curious Village.

CJ Curry said...

...make that also a (c) mark against Mario Tennis Open (3DS).

apanickahh said...

Well, well, well you have been a busy nerd boy.

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