That is the sound of your death.

I am CJ Curry. This is the Experience. And you're going to pretend you never saw this.

EPISODE ONE FIVE ONE: LIFE AFTER ONE FIFTY

Let there be a hundred and fifty-first episode!

So, there shall be blood. Here is my list of video games, (possibly) signed and sealed and finalised:

1. THE NEVERHOOD (PC, on feet) - clock the game
2. WII SPORTS (Wii, on feet) - earn five medals
3. NEW SUPER MARIO BROS 2 (3DS) - collect 10,000+ coins in Coin Rush
4. PORTAL (PC, on feet) - complete six achievements in Challenge Chamber mode
5. SUPER SMASH BROS BRAWL (Wii, on feet) - beat randomly-selected CPUs
6. TETRIS 3D (3DS) - accumulate three million points in any game mode
7. UNREAL TOURNAMENT 2004 (PC, on feet) - win an InstaGib CTF
8. MARIO PARTY 8 (Wii, on feet) - win a 30-turn party
9. POKÉMON BLACK (NDS) - attempt a Super streak at the Subway
10. STARCRAFT II (PC, on feet) - obtain four achievements
11. MARIO KART WII (Wii, on feet) - score flawless victories against the hardest CPUs
12. BUBSY (SNES emulated with PC) - clock the game
13. AGE OF EMPIRES 2 (PC, on feet) - win a standard deathmatch
14. SUPER PAPER MARIO (Wii, on feet) - win a postgame challenge
15. SLENDER (PC) - collect all eight pages
16. MARIO KART 7 (3DS) - obtain 200 VR
17. BORDERLANDS 2 (PC, on feet) - complete five missions
18. WARIOWARE, INC. (GBA emulated with 3DS) - get a 100-win streak
19. RISE OF NATIONS (PC, on feet) - win a tech race
20. POKÉMON BATTLE REVOLUTION (Wii, on feet) - beat a Masters set
21. SPELUNKY (PC, on feet) - open a new door
22. KIRBY'S NIGHTMARE IN DREAM LAND (GBA) - beat Meta Knightmare
23. WII SPORTS RESORT (Wii, on feet) - obtain five stamps
24. I HAVE NO TOMATOES (PC, on feet) - smash 1,200 tomatoes

This thing is taking place over the weekend of the 13th and 14th. BRING IT THE HELL ON.

And... that's all I got for you, for now. Except to say that after the math I will present an account of it.

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