Welcome back to the CJ Curry Experience. Better than money, better than food, better than power, better than sex, better than \b\.
In order to comply with Internet blogging standards, I am writing this episode of the experience naked.
POST 24: NEWS, SPORT, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
News: all my friends are fuckups. Some of my friends are turning 21. None of my friends are named Aloysius.
News: I have had a very long, hard day, and a very long, hard week. (And a very long, hard something else.)
News: The world is doomed, and we're to blame. Climate change, global economic crisis, Microsoft Windows, you name it.
News: There's been some more bombings in Baghdad, Iraq. My my, everyone's so buggy these days...
News: Tower 2 won the tower parties. Damn.
News: I just opened a bottle of Agrum. Delicious stuff.
Sport: The Poms need to win. They're not going the right way about it. The Aussies can afford to draw. They're not going the right way about that either.
Sport: I won my squash match tonight and I am wrecked.
News: A man's life got took away in the city today... erm... no. No more.
I need bickies. But I don't have any. That's a bugger. I also need a bed but my blog has a slightly higher priority. So does Tetris. And cats.
I still believe there is a fundamental truth... Bye.
Credits (listed in order of appearance)
CJ Curry Shane Warne
The Blog Randall Monroe
CJ's Computer Garfield
News A Compass We Found In The Dumpster
Sport Gary Glitter
Electrician Nikola Tesla
Idealism Crushed By Humanity
Director's Cut By A Razor Blade
Catering Mars Bars
Special Thanks Simon Katich
Producer Pamela Anderson