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We lost the Ashes and we lost the Bledisloe, so feel free to jump in with your jokes. They will be well-received. Besides, I have an arsenal of jokes handy. And speaking of Arsenal, is that where the English cricket team got their players from? Oh, no, wait. The Arsenal players know how to use their feet.
POST 25: BITTER DISAPPOINTMENT... AND HOT CHICKEN STOCK DRINKS
Well, so C++ is not my bitch yet. But:
std::cout << "Hello world!" << endl;
std::cout << "Please enter the PIN number for your bankcard here: ";
std::cin >> pin;
std::cout << "Cheers!" << endl;
And that shall do me for the moment. Man, I can cough like billy-o. And I can choke as bad as an English cricketer at the crease. CHOKE!
Talking of cricket, I'm out of action! Shed a tear!
Dum da dum, doi doi doi...
Let me show you my Mudkipz, because all your base are belong to me over 9,000 times. Epic win. Meme!
Is it just me, or do people like to argue? My hobby: trolling YouTube. Other people like trolling 4chan or something like that, but I just troll YouTube. You get some seriously funny replies every so often.
I have playing cards.
And finally, here is a word of my own compsoing: Pillether. It's got a ring to it.
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