October 9, 2009

I win at life. Srsly. Maybe. Perhaps. OK, fine, I don't.

boolean assignmentDefeated = true;
boolean gotCricketMatch = true;
boolean isNowStudyMentor = true;
boolean hasHaircut = true;

...which, loosely translated, means FUCK YEAH!

Welcome back to the CJ Curry Experience. We endorse Boxxy, Gary Brolsma, the O Rly owls, Rickrolls, AYBABTU, Win/Fail, Peanut Butter Jelly Time, lolCats, and other assorted memes. However, we do not endorse rogue Kanye Wests.

This is Part 2 of a non-backspace... erm... thing. Direct from Windoze Shitsta! NOW WE PROBLEMS!

POST 33: THIS IS THE LIFE...

In case you're wondering, we have many mane memes. Memes are things like Numa Numa and
LolCats that get posted and /b/astardised to the point where it just doesn't get funny any more. I mean it isn't funny any more. Fuck this backspace thing.

Other examples include the Rule 34 meme, the triforce, newfags, and to a lesser extent, win and ail. Waht, what>? Win anf fail are used the MOSTY, you idiot! CJ is a newfag.

Now to see if I can triforce:
▲ ▲
...oh shit!

/me is a newfag. Oh wells.

I have an obsession. That obsession is yu. Deal with.

And, now, in the name of all that is good and musicky, I present to thee: nothing! Take that.

well, I do present to you a present. In it is...
..nothing!

And in that nothing is another nothing. Nothing!

As I was wakling down the staid (rdammir this stupid non-backspace thing is hurtiong)
I ment a man who wasn't there. (i wsear, i want to edit this post... but that would break the rules!
He wasn't there again today. (By the way, it was meant to say "met", not "meant".)
I hope that man will go away...

Anyway. I love this blog. I don't want it to go away. But I has to. Soon. Well, not permamently. I hope. And you hope. Hee...

Aeroplane. Maybe. Friendly fires. Fedinitely. Ramona ... lolwut?

WTF
WTF
WYG
WTF
WYF
WTF
WYTF
WT
WTF
WTF

um. backspace has been re-enabled. I wil now go and hunt down my superioes at CJ Curry Studios to aslaughter them all for disbling my backspace key.

FUCK IT'S NOT RE-ENABLED YEYT I WILL THAT IS I UM ...

...I'll see you chumps next post. I have some bashing to do.

Credits (listed in order of appearance)
CJ Curry               Numa Numa
The Blog LOLcat
CJ's Computer Boxxy
Backspace ????? PROFIT
Triforce mudkipz
Script All Your Base
Rickroll provided by Rick Astley
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
Animal Control         O RLY
Me Win
You Fail
Cameras Daft Hands
Delete key stolen by Ceiling Cat
Special Thanks Rule 34
Producer /b/ and /b/tards

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