March 18, 2010

This time, things will be different.

Hi. I'm CJ. And I am the anthropomorphic personification of your doom.

THE CJ CURRY EXPERIENCE 47: SOMEONE ARE TWO THESE THUMBS, IS THE JUST YOU ARE SURPRISED COMPLETELY?

Incidentally, it's interesting to note that there is, so far, no de-Engrishifier that is easy to find. Disappoint!

This is my bedroom, as of right now.

MY FRIDGE
  • three half-finished trays of Arnott's assorted biscuits
  • one-third of a bottle of Fruit Cup cordial
  • one-third of a bottle of water
  • three apples
  • five bananas
  • half a bottle of cranberry vodka
  • empty bottle of portello (on top)
  • Macbook (on top)
  • your love
MY DESK (on top of)
  • laptop bag containing calculator, NDS, pens, two diaries, textbooks and notebooks
  • non-working printer
  • card reader
  • two USB sticks
  • three notebooks for personal use
  • a small but nonetheless reasonably impressive stack of paper - some blank, some not
  • training manuals for sessions that took place last month
  • mouse and keyboard
  • VGA, USB2 and power cables
  • three USB hard drives
  • card advertising the library from my university
  • bag containing a paper bag containing lollies
  • blank flash cards
  • McDonald's quarter pounder box and fries packet
  • your love
MY BEDSIDE TABLE
  • clothes and towels (inside)
  • first-aid kit
  • dirty dishes
  • shampoo, laundry liquid, and blueberry cordial
  • sodium bicarbonate
  • soap
  • scissors
  • spongebag
  • assorted owls
  • permanent marker
  • pliers
  • rusty 20-cent piece
  • bottle of cinnamon
  • "Facts About CJ" piece of paper
  • empty drinkbottle
  • coaster
  • old Metcard
  • chicken noodle soup mix
  • card advertising the library from my university
  • your love
MY TECH SYSTEM
  • TV with PC, DVD, AV and YPbPr input (also DTV... apparently)
  • clock-radio wired up to Macbook and tuned to Triple J
  • Wii (with battery charger) wired up to AV
  • headphones (in case I'm studying or want to disappear from this world)
  • NDS
  • no second PC! annoyance!
  • your love
MY SHELVES
  • red hardhat
  • shoebox
  • electric razor
  • the box that my sandwich press came in
  • two Tupperware containers
  • many green environment bags
  • sunscreen
  • soap
  • textbooks
  • novels
  • Calvin & Hobbes, Evil Penguins and Little Book of Calm books
  • six CD spindles, five CD boxes and a CD wallet
  • numerous music CDs, TV series DVDs, Wii games, and Crash
  • iPod dongle for car
  • WD-40
  • bottle puzzle (solved)
  • Beanie Kid dressed as a cricketer
  • your love
MY DOCK APPLICATIONS
  • Finder
  • Google Chrome
  • Mozilla Thunderbird
  • Shrook
  • Adium
  • Skype
  • Mattbox
  • Vuze
  • iTunes
  • Audacity
  • VLC
  • Preview
  • Skitch
  • Photo Booth
  • Grapher
  • TextEdit
  • OpenOffice.org
  • Stickies
  • Keepsake
  • VirtualBox
  • DOSBox
  • CriticalMass
  • Bluetooth File Exchange
  • Terminal
  • System Preferences
  • Software Update
  • your love
MY PLAYLIST

...no. I'm not doing this one. It's 7,000 fuckin' songs. No way in hell. ...Yes, "Your Love" is one of those songs. Performed by the Friendly Fires. Not too shabby, either.

MY RUBBISH BIN

...nope, not doing this one either. ...No, your love is not in the bin. I appreciate your thoughts too much for that.

MY CARPET

...OK, this is just getting ridiculous.

MY BUSH BABY

...shut up. I need to get back to Curryland.

MY MOTHER'S COUSIN'S WIFE'S SISTER'S HALF-NEPHEW

...alright, that's just silly. <leaves>

MY SUNNY DAY



MY ONLY JOY



MY LEFT HAND



Later

--C.

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This has been a CJ Curry presentation for CJ Curry Enterprises, Inc. Don't forget to enter the "Where In The World Is Curry Sanfrancisco?" competition. Last post's winner was Ms. Janet Percy, of 64 Rogan Josh Lane, Curryland. For correctly saying that I broadcasted Ep46 from Santa Claus' secret hideout, Janet wins a cool staircase. Now you can build that second storey on your home, Janet! The prize for Ep47 is: a half-eaten beanbag, a pair of tracksuit pants, and a packet of noodles. First in first served!

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