November 6, 2011

Le danger!

THE CJ CURRY EXPERIENCE: EPISODE <episode number redacted>
"THERE IS MUCH MERRY TO BE HAD, AND NONE OF IT HERE"

You will.

That's all. You will.

I don't care what you will. You just will.

YOU. WILL.

Please? You will?

<ring ring> Hello? YOU WILL.

Will you?

Yes, you will. You will throw caution to the wind and you will. Because bugger caution.

You WILL.

You will, simply because I say you will and it's the best thing for you. So you will.

NO ARGUMENTS. You will.

It doesn't matter what you will, but you will.

You, uh, will.

You just will.

I swear, you will.

As long as I have breath in my body and as the various gods are my witnesses, I will ensure that, from here on in, I will continually hunt you down, regardless of whether you're in some arid climate or even in a freezing cold one and probably half dead from starvation or freezing or boiling in the first place, mind you that's a pretty damned stupid way to get away from me in the first place, but that's not the point, the point is, wherever you are and as long as I'm still alive and you haven't yet done this thing, I will make sure to find you and ensure that YOU WILL.

You... just... will.

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