EPISODE ONE FOUR SIX: ZED OH EM GEE!
Point A: Jayne Cobb's hat.
Point B: I have gotten a lot closer to 100% on Borderlands. So my plan is to have those four games - precisely those four games - listed in the last post done by September's end. Four games per month. One per week. Do-able. Especially with holidays coming up. Aeroplane.
Point C: Punch it.
Point D: ah, hell with the points. I'm sick of them already. All I know is aeroplanes and jelly and I'm now hungry. FUCK. Welp, time to grab some blood oranges.
I HAVE BLOOD ORANGES NOW.
YEAH BITCHES! I GOT BLOOD ORANGES!
Blood oranges are MY VICE.
Whew. That exhausted me. And now I'm going to write in a maths joke, just like I've done every post so far: the level cap on Borderlands. Hee!
Five random pieces of advice:
- Fill every beat with something.
- Think of the radio.
- Ask your body.
- Decorate, decorate.
- Accept advice.
Thanks to Messrs. Eno and Schmidt, I am able to give that advice.
cheds. and a baguette. BLOW YA SPEAKERS.