April 2, 2010

It is no longer April Oneth.

Hi. I'm CJ. And I endorse everything non-fatal.


First things first: did we all notice my ingenious strategy of writing an April Fool's Day prank for you guys, complete with Morse code that said "APRIL FOOL, SUCKERS!"? No? Oh well, never mind. Just wait another year or so, I'll have something clever.

It's egg season again! Don't worry, I promise not to make egg jokes.

Instead, I will make MORE EGG JOKES! Eggs are fun to yolk about. Eggs-traordinarily fun. Eggs-actly! It's eggs-citing, and... erm... yeah, these jokes are fowl. I'll beat it.

Incidentally: here is Ruby; and she says "Hola! Donde esta EspaƱol?" Ruby doesn't speak much Spanish. Ruby is here doing homeworks. Speaking of Ruby, I thought I'd run through a list of memes that I have made with my (several) groups of friends.

From one group:
  • The Game (you just lost it!)
  • Writing "The Game" on notes
  • Your face/your mum/your mum's face etc.
  • Romeo
  • Yelling from the window
  • I can has (although that doesn't count)
  • bow-chicka-bow-wow
  • Speaking punctuation marks out loud
From another group:
  • Jellyfish
  • No U
  • Combo breaker
  • Is this what you're expecting?
  • Who has two thumbs...
  • Sexual innuendo (although who doesn't do that?)
  • It's 4:30, time for milking
  • Trolling the socialists
  • Trolling 4chan
  • Trolling /b/
  • Three-player Rock/paper/scissors
  • Three-player noughts & crosses
So, yeah. We have a lot of memes. I like memes. Memes are fun. Memes are your friends. Memes are good because everybody laughs about them and everybody else shuns you because you are the only people that understand even though it'll probably go stale in about two months, I mean hell, why would something like that last longer than a couple of months anyway? BECAUSE IT GIVES YOU STRENGTH!

Don't know what a meme is? It's an in-joke, or an out-joke, that people keep repeating and it somehow keeps getting lols. Eventually, the joke wears thin and it stops getting lols, except among nerds. There are a lot of Internet memes. Peanut Butter Jelly Time was one, as was Lolcats and pretty much any shit that comes out of the /b/ackwater of the Internet. (See what I did there?)

The CJ Curry Experience: entertaining, informative, and annoying.

So, yeah. Java is still my bitch. And C++ is not. I like having a language as a bitch. Srsly. I love it.

import java.util.Scanner;
public class Joy
private int levelOfJoy;
public Joy(int levelOfJoy)
this.levelOfJoy = levelOfJoy;
public static void main(String[] args)
Scanner keyboard = new Scanner(System.in);
System.out.print("What is your name? ");
String name = keyboard.nextLine();
System.out.printf("%d joy was given to %s. Yay!", levelOfJoy, name);

Just remember me next time you're short on joy.



This has been a CJ Curry presentation for CJ Curry Enterprises, Inc. Don't forget to enter the "Where In The World I Curry Sanfrancisco?" competition. Last post's winner was... actually nonexistent. Nobody guessed my location! So the prize shall jackpot, and along with the park bench, a prize of sixteen different lengths of pipe-cleaner will be offered as a prize. Get your entries in now!

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