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Hi. I'm CJ. And I saw you do that just now.

THE CJ CURRY EXPERIENCE 50: HALF A TON!

Well, ofc, it's not half a ton, per se, but in cricket jargon it is. So I shall stick with it. And also bring you a randomly-selected word from each of my previous blog posts. Ahem:

leader other bunches anyway HOME assignment will Botox many nom

people fashionable bloody tongue of treats stupid SEGMENTATION Winnebago first

nutshells Sascha eat squash composing thumbs shall have feet coming

EEK recover bashing finish SYNÆSTHESIA break thimbles milking and Spelunky

factoids quack have punchy one de input snow says ton.

Did you enjoy that? I certainly didn't. Because I just realised that not only do I have chocolate in my fridge, but also that you live on Earth. And that JUST WON'T DO. Go and live off Earth, you scummy oxygen-stealing pricks.

So, uh, when do I get to be your friend? And, for that matter, when do you get to be my friend? Because I, and I alone, know whether you will be my friend. And you are at my mercy. Well, that is, if you WANT to be my friend. Which is actually a tricky matter.

Actually, wait. It's an easy matter.

But what's not an easy matter is shaking me. Three things will shake me. Otherwise I'll have a bit of fun with it. Hint: they do NOT involve rattles. Wait... did I tell you guys this already?

We...

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we've run out of material for the moment. Hold on while I go grab a fresh batch. CUT TO NON-SEQUITUR!

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BAMBOO! BAMBOO! BAMBOO! BAMBOO! BAMBOO! BAMBOO!

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aaaaaaaand we're back, with some fresh, steaming, beautiful new material. Here we go.

If the meaning of everything cannot be determined, existence has no purposeOH SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR EXISTELTIALIST CRAP ALREADY.

I must bugger off, I have assignments to tackle. NOW WE PROBLEMS!

Later

--C.

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This has been a CJ Curry presentation for CJ Curry Enterprises, Inc. Don't forget to enter the "Where In The World Is Curry Sanfrancisco?" competition. Last post's winner was Mr. Percy Bysshe Smith, of 19 Curry Drive, Curryland. For correctly saying that my location from Post 48 was underneath a share house and my location from Post 49 was in a pelican's beak, Percy wins a park bench and pipe-cleaner, but also a special bonus for guessing both at once: my fifteen years' good behaviour bond. Well done! Percy certainly hit the jackpot there! The prize for Ep50 will be: six disused noughts-and-crosses grids. Get entries in now, or you'll regret it in the morning!