March 18, 2009

All you can eat? We'll see about that...

I swear the weather is magic sometimes. Interpret that how you will.

Welcome back to the CJ Curry Experience. The only blog in existence that is being written by someone with an IQ of 12 and a shoe size of 157*, and voted "Best Blog In The World" by at least 1 person.

I have recently been called "elitist". Thanks, friend. I like being elitist. It sets me apart from the people who have generic tastes. I have also recently been called "hey you" but I think they're unrelated.

In honour of my elitism I hereby present:


I'm a techno-geek. (Read: nerd-boy.) I know the speed at which computers are increasing in power and decreasing in size. Movies like I, Robot and The Matrix have taken the thrill out of the apocalypse by making humans win. Because there will be no robot apocalypse and if there is then the robots will win because if they get to the stage where they're smarter than humans they will kill us all.

I am a happy little fellow. I know Java. Well, some of it, anyway.

Javajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavacoffeejavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajava (I hope that didn't break your screen).

Broken screen. I love it. How do you break a screen? Bash it with a big heavy blunt object. Bashing things with big heavy blunt objects is a good way to relieve stress. Ha! Stress. The other day we got a locally-produced pseudo-newspaper with ten ways to relieve stress. They included sleep.

Sleeeeeeep. I think I am sleep-deprived. Can you send me any sleep? If you can, please address it to CJ Curry, The CJ Curry Experience, Blogspot, Blogosphere, WWW. The postcode is my IP address.

Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. Java. Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. Java. The choice seems so obvious to a computer geek!

I have been accused of drinking red cordial! Slander!

I must away, I have things to see and people to do. ...something like that. Buh bye!

*Estimated shoe size only. Actual shoe size may be much smaller.
**Actual size of "doom" may vary from person to person.

1 comment:

@$#133! said...

"..." you haven't been drinking red cordial. Red cordial has been drinking you :-P

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