Welcome to the CJ Curry Experience. The world's most pretentious M-rated blog, with a guarantee of 50% less 1337-5p33k than all other pretentious blogs.
I aim to entertain. I aim to fascinate. I aim to confuse. I also aim to piss you off. So on that note, I proudly present:
POST 1: INTRODUCTION AND MAYHEM
I was the leader of the Great Fashionista Swindle.
I am the only person to simultaneously hold 37 world records.
I can hold my breath underwater for over half an hour.
I save the Australian Government billions of dollars each year.
I was the real inventor of the lightning rod and the Bluetooth protocol.
I have often been told I have delusions of grandeur. But I don't believe them, because I don't know what the word "delusions" means.
So. I'm a geek of mathematics and computer science. I'm a cricketer, in particular an all-rounder. I like music and I have made a little of it myself. I appreciate art and I have made a fair amount of it myself. I like TV comedy and some action/scifi movies.
Then again, I lied about holding my breath underwater. Believe what you will.
So, what can I do?
I can eat a Pounder burger without any negative side effects...