April 14, 2009

Urgh, is it that time of second again?

I swear, there are some horrible movies being made these days. The worst thing about it is that they are making millions because any brainwashed fucktard is paying a few bucks to go see it. If that's the case, I could make a movie of my life, and it would be so horrible that it would make billions. YOU'RE PAYING FOR FUCKING AWFUL MOVIES PEOPLE!

...ahem. Welcome back to the CJ Curry Experience. It's fun! I swear!

I've had enough of your sass, so I'm going to PANCAKES give you some of my sass.


Everyone had their chocolate fill? Good. Now listen closely.

You need to go to the Casino Royale and stop The Claw and Dr. Wily from executing KAOS' evil plans to kill the Scarlet Pimpernel and kidnap Jason Bourne. You will meet with the Phantom, Johnny English, several PANCAKES members of the DIA, and Ethan Hunt en route. You will need guns. Lots of guns. The password to the gun safe is "password". Now get moving. Remember, many Bothans died to bring you this information.

This blog will self-destruct in five seconds.

I'll admit, some of those movies I referenced were decent PANCAKES but I gotta say, the new bunch of James Bond crap is just crap.

Anyway, enough of my blind prejudice. And now it's time for my non-blind prejudice. KILL ALL WINDOWS!

Does it bother you that I am not a highly-paid executive yet? It bothers me. Because I am 19 and all 19-year-olds should be highly-paid executives with baboons in their drawers. It's the only way to live. Believe me.

A few of you* have asked "How come you're so loopy?" Fine, fine. My secret is catnip.

*May not have been actual people. Damn my multiple personalities.

Strangely enough, I can't think of anything else stupid to write. Not happy! This shall be the shortest post so far. Enjoy!

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