You expect me to do WHAT?

I'm back, despite popular demand.

Welcome back to the CJ Curry Experience. Now with 50% more of your favourite food, 50% less of your least favourite drink, and too much smart mouthing. We're still M-rated.

Over the last few days we've developed a mindfuck. It's far better than any torture I can think of - except perhaps kicking a guy in the crotch. Let me elaborate...

POST 14: IT'S LIKE BEING HIT BY A TRAIN AT 5 MILES PER HOUR!

• You are now aware that you are breathing.
• You are now aware that you are blinking.
• You are now aware of your little toes.
• You are now aware of your little fingers.
• You are now aware of your tongue.
• You are now aware of your teeth.
• You are now aware of your horrible posture.
• You are now aware that you are sitting down.
• You are now aware of your bellybutton.
• You are now feeling itchy.
• You are now aware of all external noises.
• You are now aware of the time.
• You are now aware of the song that is undoubtedly stuck in your head.
• You are now aware of your ears.
• You are now aware of your kneecaps.
• You are now aware that you are being mindfucked.
  
• You are now losing The Game.

Have fun trying to forget about all that!