May 21, 2010

Me! Me!

Hi. I'm CJ. And I jumped ship just to blog here today.

THE CJ CURRY EXPERIENCE 57: MY ONLY JOY

I still have the taste of that exceptionally BLAND lemonade in my mouth. Get it out! ...ahem.

Guess what? I'll never learn. Not what I'm supposed to learn, anyway. I don't learn life lessons, tho' I do remember them for a little while.

I have discovered that NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU
ARGH! Fucking Rick Astley!

Anyway. Lately, it has been apparent that I don't know IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
NOW WHERE HE AT? WHERE HE AT? WHERE HE AT? WHERE HE AT?
NOW THERE HE GO! THERE HE GO! THERE HE GO! THERE HE GO!
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY!
DO THE PEANUT BUTTER JELLY,
THE PEANUT BUTTER JELLY,
THE PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT
DO THE PEANUT BUTTER JELLY,
THE PEANUT BUTTER JELLY,
THE PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT
...what is it with that banana?

ANY WAY. As I was saying IN AD 2101, WAR WAS BEGINNING.
WHAT HAPPEN?
SOMEONE SET UP US THE BOMB.
WE GET SIGNAL.
WHAT!
MAIN SCREEN TURN ON.
IT'S YOU!
HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
WHAT YOU SAY!!
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
HA HA HA.
TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING.
MOVE ZIG. FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
.......finished?

I dunno. It seems like every time I try to start a sentence, an early Internet meme turns up and wrecks what I'm about to WANT PIE NOW.
LO BOB. YOU HAVE PIE?
YES.
ME LIKE PIE.
YES.
PIE IS GOOOOOD!
MMMMM! PIE.
MMMMMMMM!
PIE.
PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE.
MMMM! PIE.
PIE!!!!!
OW.
WHEN COME BACK BRING PIE.
WANKER.
will these memes please FUCK OFF?

What the hell's coming up next? LOLcats or something stupid like that? I mean, hell, it's downright I HATE TO INTERRUPT YOU, CJ CURRY, AND I'MMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT CORY DOCTOROW HAD ONE OF THE BEST BLOGS OF ALL TIME! OF ALL TIME!
damn it.

I'm going to go before more rogue memes take a hold. Next post will be in Currified Engrish, rather than auto-translated EngriBADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER
AAH SNAKE AAH SNAKE! ARGH, IT'S A SNAKE! OOH, IT'S A SNAKE...
ugh.

Later

--C.

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