CJ CURRY S05 E01: YOU'RE GONNA HATE ME FOR THIS...
So. Welcome back to the CJ Curry Experience for 2011. I'm CJ, I eat curry, and this is the Experience.
If you're just joining me this season, I encourage you to look through the archive of my inanity for all the rubbish I'm about to share with you, so I can avoid typing it again. But here goes anyway, for the ignorant ones.
Full name: CJ.
Address: people address me as CJ.
Postcode: the Enigma code.
Home Phone: ET.
Marital Status: not yet.
Race: 1500m. If you take issues of race seriously, then it's the mile.
Height: ten foot three.
Weight: twenty stone.
Unusual Quirks: likes using the Imperial measurement system to piss people off.
Smoker: only when I'm on fire.
Drinker: only from the well of lost dreams.
Time Spent Drinking: 18 years. (In base ten.)
Age: 20 years. (In base ten.)
Glasses Drunk Per Day: depends how big the glass is.
Physical Exercise: limited only to sex.
Years Spent Doing Physical Exercise: 19 years. (In base ten.)
Time Spent Blogging: unknown...
Outfit: bandanna, shorts/jeans, one or two slogan/sarcastic T-shirts, occasionally a hoodie. Oh, and also underwear. Wristwatch (soon). Lanyard with my keys on. Sometimes all white with armour and a plank of wood lovingly called a "cricket bat".
Video Games: probably over a hundred by now. Don't ask me to count them. I'll probably collapse.
Music: see post 77 (from Season 4).
I think that's about it. If you want to know anything else, then psychically transmit your question into my head, and wait 36 years for a reply. Cheers.
This year... I will be six foot three.
I now live in a flat. (A flat what?)
This year I already had a cold. (A cold what?)
I tell a lot of bad jokes. (Jokes what?)
THE ABC OF CJ CURRY:
- fuck you! friday
- Tricked you!
- Umbrella, I guess...
- V for Vendetta
- whisky and beer, never fear
- XXX is for porno! And beer!
- yes, I hate beer.
- Zee end.
Adieu. For now. But not for later.
join the experience again soon...