THE GOLDEN AGE OF GOLD.

WE HAVE NEW TECHNOLOGY HERE IN CURRY LAND. UNFORTUNATELY IT MEANS THAT I HAVE HAD TO SELL MY CAPS LOCK, SHIFT AND SEMI-COLON KEYS. I HAVE BEEN TOLD NOT TO SHOUT MANY MANY TIMES. SHUT UP, I CAN'T HELP IT.

WELCOME BACK TO THE CJ CURRY EXPERIENCE. THE LOUDEST M-RATED BLOG IN ALL OF THE INTARNUT AND THE WORST PANCAKES EVER COOKED CAN ALL BE FOUND WITHIN. PLEASE, COME JOIN US.

STAY GOLD.

POST 5 - HIDEOUSLY DISGUSTINGLY HORRIBLY RIDICULOUSLY HORRENDOUSLY RETARDEDLY STUPIDLY INCREDIBLY EXCEPTIONALLY LOUD.

AS I TRY TO MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY BACK MY BELOVED SHIFT KEY, I SHALL ENTERTAIN YOU ALL WITH STORIES FROM MY YOUTH. I WAS BORN ALOYSIUS SNOTTENHEIMER, BUT MY FAMILY CHANED ITS NAME TO CURRY. APPARENTLY SNOTTENHEIMER WASN'T QUITE SILLY ENOUGH. CJ IS MY MIDDLE NAME. ALOYSIUS CJ SNOTTENHEIMER. DOESN'T QUITE HAVE THE SAME RING TO IT AS CJ CURRY. SO I ADOPTED MY MIDDLE NAME.

I AM NOW A 72-YEAR-OLD HIPPIE FROM ARKANSAS. I HAVE BEEN A 72-YEAR-OLD FOR SOME TIME, AND I HAVE BEEN FROM ARKANSAS FOR AN INCREDIBLE FIVE MINUTES NOW. I LIKE ARKANSAS. JUST LIKE KANSAS, BUT WITH TWO MORE LETTERS. WOW. TWO MORE LETTERS. DID ARKANSAS WIN THOSE TWO LETTERS AT A GARAGE SALE OR AN AUCTION OR SOMETHING. [THAT WAS MEANT TO BE A QUESTION. I HAVE NO SHIFT KEY, SO I CAN'T MAKE A QUESTION MARK.]

I THINK I SOUND LIKE YELLING BIRD. QC HAS A GREAT YELLING BIRD. A GREAT ONE. JEPH JACQUES IS A LEGEND. YELLING BIRD DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT. OH WELL. YELLING BIRD IS JUST A DICK.

I LIKE CHEESE.

I PUN YOU. I AM READING TERRY PRATCHETT AND HE IS A MASTER OF PUNS. LIKE HE HAS THIS ONE GUY MEASURING A PIE AND TALKING ABOUT THE NUMBER 3.14159... WHATEVER. I LOVE IT. TEN POINTS TO TERRY PRATCHETT. IN FACT, TEN POINTS FOR EVERY BOOK YOU EVER WROTE.

DO YOU LIKE CHEESE?

HOME. HOME IS WHERE I CALL HOME. WHERE DO I CALL HOME, I HEAR YOU SAY. I CALL HOME WITH A TELEPHONE. SEE, I PUN YOU. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

SOMETIMES I LIKE HUGGING SMALL FURRY ANIMALS. LIKE MY CAT. SHE'S A SMALL FURRY ANIMAL. SHE LIKES BEING A SMALL FURRY ANIMAL. I DON'T BLAME HER. IT MUST BE ONE HECK OF A GOOD LIFE. RUNNING AROUND ALL DAY. CHASING BIRDS. EATING MICE. FIGHTING WITH OTHER SMALL FURRY ANIMALS. THEN COMING HOME, MUNCHING ON DINNER, AND THEN GOING FROM NOUGHT TO FLOP IN THREE AND A HALF SECONDS.

CHEESE IS HEALTHY FOR YOU.

OWLS ARE ALSO LIKEABLE. I HAVE THIRTY OWLS. I LIKE OWLS. OWLS ARE FRIENDLY. THEY ARE SMALL FEATHERY CREATURES. I LIKE SMALL FEATHERY CREATURES. ALSO THEY'RE COOL BECAUSE THEY GET TO STAY OUT AT NIGHT AND THEY ALSO GET TO KILL MICE. I WOULD LOVE TO KILL A MICE. JUST ONCE.

CHEESE IS ALSO TASTY.

AND ON THAT NOTE, I BID YOU A VERY LOUD, AND CAPS-LOCK-LESS ADIEU.