September 30, 2009

I don't need this skin and bones... ah, fuck it.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnd CUE CURRY MAN

Welcome back to the CJ Curry Experience. We support gay marriage: marriage should always be happy.

WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY. WE JUMP FOR NOBODY. WE FOR NOBODY. WE LAUGH FOR EVERYBODY. WELL, WE LAUGH *AT* EVERYBODY.

POST thirty-one: HOW TO LOSE TEN MILLION FRIENDS IN ONE AFL GRAND FINAL AD

...and we begin. Wait, have we begun yet? Just let me check.

*walks up to an office door. knocks.*
"Yes! What?"
"Have we begun yet?"
"Sure! But first you have to get clearance from legal, cameras, catering, and the mouse that lives in our cupboards and eats our Tim Tams. Now get outta here."
SLAM

*walks up to another office door. knocks.*
"WHAT"
"I need the OK to begin."
"Fine, fine, anything. As long as it doesn't get us sued, OK?"
"I assure you, sir, nothing here is going to get us sued."
"Alright already! Get out there and begin!"
SLAM

*walks up to another office door. knocks.*
"Allo? Is zis maybe CJ Curry?"
"Yes, your French-accented-ness. I need clearance from you to begin."
"Ah, yes. Very well, I shall allow you to, erm, begin ze show. 'Ere iz some free food."
"Can't turn that down. Cheers!"
"Au revoir, mon ami!"
SLAM

*walks up to another room, but not an office door. knocks.*
"Mm?"
"Can we begin?"
"Oh, yeah. Sure. Cameras are all ready for you."
"Thanks, dude."
"Hey, don't sweat it, man..."
*fist-punch*
SLAM

*walks up to a door. knocks.*
"Eek!"
"I'm ready to begin. You cool with that?"
"EEK!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, you're naked. But can we begin?"
"Eek eeeeeek!"
"Thanks, Mr. Mouse."
SLAM

Well, we're ready to begin. We think.

*ahem*

Mister Curry! Sir!

What now?!?

We're almost out of time, sir!

Oh, for f-

Credits (listed in order of appearance)
CJ Curry iHate 2.0
The Blog iDislike 2.0
CJ's Computer iLoathe 2.0
Legal iAbhor 2.0
Catering iDespise 2.0
The Mouse iResent 2.0
Head of Medical iDetest 2.0
Wardrobe iCondemn 2.0
Puzzle Mastermind iDisapprove 2.0
Special Thanks iDisparage 2.0
Producer iExcrete 2.0

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